rizzler.
launching jun 1 · pre-launch waitlist open

let him
cook.

rizzler connects to your dating apps, learns your type, and runs the swipes, the openers, and the boring back-and-forth on autopilot. you only show up when she's pulling up.

launching inlocked in
24
days
09
hrs
56
min
08
sec
your spot
#3,582
skip the line
on the list
3,581
apps connected
5
joined this week
0
dates booked in beta
1,108
01 / how it works

three taps. zero awkward.

no resumes, no questionnaires, no “tell us about your ideal partner.” rizzler watches your existing swipes for ten minutes and figures it out.

01

link your apps

tinder, hinge, bumble, okcupid, match. read-only access. you keep the keys.

tinderhingebumbleokcmatchhappncmbrayaleaguegrindrherfeeld
02

tell rizzler your type

vibe check, not a checklist. tap a few profiles that hit, skip the ones that don't. he learns fast.

analyzing → 47 profiles · 2.3s
matched → pattern: art-leaning, dry humor, dogs
// skipped: gym selfies, fish pics, “fluent in sarcasm”
03

he handles the rest

swipes, opens, banter, booking. you get one push when it's time to show up.

hey, what's your saturday looking like?
brunch at a place i've been told to gatekeep. 11am?
✦ rizz secured · she's pulling up
02 / refer & earn

bring the squad. ride for free.

every friend who signs up and downloads rizzler after launch counts toward your tier. the more you bring, the longer you ride for free. first 100 referrers get a custom username.

warm-up
10
1 month free premium

refer 10 friends who download rizzler.

hall of fame
1k
lifetime free premium

+ founder badge, your name in the app credits.

also unlocks along the way
  • ×3priority spot — skip ahead 5,000 places.
  • ×25custom rizz mode — pick the autopilot's voice.
  • ×50profile glow-up — pro photographer credits.
  • ×500vip launch dinner — ny / la / london.
your invite link · preview
live
rizzler.io/r/cooked
confirmed
7
pending
2
to next perk
3
warm-up · 7 / 101 month free up next
j. ramirez joined via your linklocked in
aiyana k. joined · downloadedlocked in
m. abebe opened your linkpending
03 / what's coming

a roadmap, not a manifesto.

now
may 2026
private beta

1,108 dates booked across 412 testers. we're ironing the messaging engine.

soon
jun 1, 2026
public launch · ios

tinder, hinge, bumble support. testflight invites by waitlist position.

q4
nov 2026
android + voice notes

autopilot drafts voice notes that sound like you, not like a podcast host.

2027
spring 2027
irl date concierge

he books the table, sets the playlist, sends the address 30 min out.

04 / what beta said

we let them cook.
they ate.

i forgot i had hinge. opened it after a week. seven dates booked. seven. who is this guy.

marcus, 28
brooklyn · beta wave 02

my friends think i hired a ghostwriter. correct.

devon, 31
austin · beta wave 01

it caught me before i sent 'hey :)' for the 400th time. immediate save.

theo, 26
london · beta wave 03

the push that says 'time to show up' is the most useful notification i've ever gotten.

ren, 29
la · beta wave 02

finally something that admits dating apps are a job. and clocks in for me.

ari, 33
chicago · beta wave 01

closed the bumble compose draft mid-sentence. he had a better one.

sam, 27
seattle · beta wave 03
05 / faq

questions you're obviously about to ask.

is this catfishing?+
we won't gaslight you: rizzler runs on autopilot. it likes, chats, and books dates without you. the trick is onboarding — a few minutes of you talking to it teaches it your vibe, your taste, and your hard nos, so every message sounds like the version of you that actually replies. you show up on date night as advertised.
which apps work?+
tinder, hinge, bumble at launch. okcupid + match in q4. you connect your accounts the same way you'd hook spotify up to tinder. accounts stay in good standing.
how does the referral thing actually work?+
you join the waitlist, you get a personal link. each friend who joins via your link and downloads rizzler after launch counts. perks unlock at 10 / 100 / 1000. track everything from your dashboard.
what does early access cost?+
beta is free. premium kicks in at public launch — pricing tbd. cook hard on referrals before then and you can land premium without paying — see above.
do you store my chats?+
on-device first, encrypted at rest, deleted after 90 days unless you opt in to long-term memory. we never train on your chats. read the full privacy doc when we ship it — link in the footer.
can i pause it?+
one tap. autopilot stops, drafts queue for your review, and the lime “live” dot goes dark. resume anytime.
last call · spots filling daily

stop swiping.
let him cook.

get on the list. skip the line by bringing friends. don't be the last one still typing “hey :)”.

✦ no spam · only one email when we launch